Bigfoot hoax exposed ???

Bigfoot hoax exposed when ice melted

In their version of events, Matt Whitton and his friend Rick Dyer, a former Georgia corrections officer, chanced on the hulking remains of Bigfoot as they hiked a remote mountainside in the north of the state.

"We are now the best Bigfoot trackers in the world," Mr Whitton confidently declared at a packed press conference last week, describing the find he said would prove beyond doubt the existence of the legendary ape-like beast.

"It's not a human, it's not an ape," Mr Whitton, a Georgia police officer, told the assembled media. "It's definitely something we have never seen before...Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words."

They produced a YouTube video last month announcing their find. They launched a website, Bigfoottracker.com. In a press release, they described the creature as a 7-foot-7 male, weighing 550 pounds (nearly 40 stone) with 16-inch human-like feet and reddish hair. A photograph of the carcase showed a hairy ape-like being stuffed into a freezer - they said they found the remains encased in ice.

Veteran Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, who runs Searching For Bigfoot, was curious enough to travel to Georgia to meet the men. On his return he told Fox News he had seen and smelt the carcase and was convinced "it was not a mask".

Samples had been sent for DNA analysis, he said, and he was confident what they would show.

Others, however, had reservations. Steve Kulls, executive director of squatchdetective.com and host of Squatchdetective Radio, had interviewed Mr Dyer and failed to "get an accurate read on him".

He put him in touch with Mr Biscardi and was an "independent observer" as Mr Biscardi and his team took possession of the so-called evidence, "a freezer with something appearing large, hairy, and frozen in ice", in return for an undisclosed sum.

Writing in a posting on Mr Biscardi's website, searchingforbigfoot.com, Mr Kulls said that as the "evidence" thawed, the men's claims swiftly began to unravel.

As the hair became exposed, a sample was extracted and burned. The results caused "concerns", Mr Kulls notes, as the "sample melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair".

The thawing process was accelerated and within an hour the partly exposed head could be seen.

"As I was now able to touch it, I was able to feel that it seemed mostly firm, but unusually hollow in one small section," Mr Kulls writes. "This was yet another ominous sign.

"Within the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. As the team and I began examining this area near the feet, I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot."

When Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer were contacted, they confessed the remains were a costume and agreed to sign a statement admitting what they had done, Mr Kulls writes. But the pair failed to show up as arranged for a meeting.

The men's website was on Wednesday still offering Bigfoot expeditions for $499 and their tipline had the message: "If you hear of any leprechauns, unicorns, large cats or dinosaurs, leave us a message with your tip."

"It's heart-wrenching," Bob Schmalzbach, vice president of Searching for Bigfoot, told Fox News. "This we thought was an answer to a mystery that's been going on for far too long. The best term I can use is it was heart-breaking."

Mr Kulls said in his posting that "the motives behind this fraud are still unknown at this time. It is still unclear why Whitton who, being a police officer for the Clayton County Police Department in Georgia, got up before the world and lied and was complicit in a scheme to defraud."

Jeff Turner, chief of Clayton County police which employs Mr Whitton, who is on leave after being shot in the arm, said he had not spoken to the officer but processed paperwork to fire him.

"Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity," Mr Turner told the Associated Press. "He has violated the duty of a police officer."

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One thing is for sure: people just love fairy tales and myths, and when something like the capturing of Bigfoot hits the newspapers, people just go crazy. For a good businessman, it is easy to see the financial potential in such a popular subject and when two such men put their minds together, the outcome of such a publicity stunt is taken to whole new level.

Matt Whitton, a retired Clayton County police officer and Rick Dyer, a tow truck operator, both running the Bigfoottracker.com Web site, claim to be the first people ever to have actually caught a Bigfoot; dead, but non the less a Bigfoot. They immediately alerted the media, telling everyone about their trip in the woods of northern Georgia, where the corpse was found.

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," predicted Matt Whitton a few days back.

The two explained that the body is kept inside a freezer in order to make sure that its state will not get worse and they even released a photo of it, many calling it a bad Halloween costume, a gorilla or a woolen rug. The official presentation has been delayed several times, with a series of explanations such as the extended time needed until the DNA results come in, then the necessity of a second round of DNA tests and now, apparently, they must wait for the arrival of two scientists from Russia.

The Web site offers details about the upcoming tests, which will be conducted by "a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists." The tests will demand at least two months of analysis and will take place at an undisclosed location, in order to make sure that the findings will be secure and that there will be no intrusions.

Even though the story seems to be far from the real deal, there are still some people who confirm it. One of them, and maybe not the most believable of the bunch, is Mr. Tom Biscardi, a well known Bigfoot hunter and owner of the Web site Searchingforbigfoot.com. He is linked to a series of Bigfoot hoaxes, as he claimed on several occasions to soon disclose real proof about Bigfoot’s existence. Regarding the present situation, he talked to the media about the Bigfoot’s body, which he actually got to see.

"They showed me the body. They took me to the area where they found it - -- it took a day and a half to get there. I got to be honest, when I first saw it I hated to see it in that state it was in. I wanted to capture one so the world could see it walking. I guess this is the next best thing for the time being," said Biscardi.

The trouble with such a marketing strategy is that it gets old really quickly and if this is indeed nothing more than a joke, they will soon run out of “proof” and the people will grow tired of the charade, turning their heads to the next big story.

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Bigfoot DNA shows creature is advanced form of man

Genetic testing of the Georgia Bigfoot confirms that the creature is an advanced form of man, and suggests that the human race is no longer evolution’s greatest achievement.

The findings were revealed at a press conference held in Palo Alto, California today by the Searching for Bigfoot company, which is representing the two Georgians who discovered the body of the creature two months ago.

After most of the reporters left the press conference,
Biscardi happened to mention that
the contents of the Bigfoot's stomach contained human remains,
indicating that they may enjoy serving man.

“DNA results reveal that the creature known as ‘Bigfoot’ evolved from modern man,” announced Searching for Bigfoot’s CEO Tom Biscardi. “If you think about it, it makes sense. We are not well-adapted to our environment, and cannot survive cold weather without the aid of clothing and heated shelter. We suck. Bigfoot rules. Deal with it.”

Biscardi suggested negotiation with the Bigfoot race before the creatures evolve to the point where they decide they don’t need humans around anymore.

“Without a preemptive peace treaty, we could be toast,” he warned the assembled reporters. “At the rate the Bigfoot creatures are advancing, they may develop bulletproof skin, and then we’d be screwed because our firearms would be ineffective. That would then leave only nuclear weapons for our defense, and that might cause them to mutate into an even more highly-evolved life form. And Bigfoot regime change won’t work, because we don’t know which one of them is in charge. So we must negotiate.”

Creationists scoffed at Biscardi’s assessment of possible Bigfoot Armageddon, and said that if the Bigfoot race is indeed more highly-evolved than man it simply means they are God’s chosen people.

"Bigfoot" DNA Analysis at The Cabana Hotel

Guess what folks--people have found the elusive Bigfoot! And he's totally dead! And some guys in Georgia who found him in the woods are holding a press conference in California today to announce their discovery!

Yes, that is all true, according to Searching for Bigfoot.

The creature was found by Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)

DNA testing was done on the body of Bigfoot, which looks like "it is part human and part ape-like." Bigfoot also walks upright. Apparently, the Bigfoot hunters spotted several more creatures on the day that they found this dead Bigfoot. (So do we call them Bigfeet?)

Ok, we can't even believe we're writing this right now. But the press conference announcing the DNA findings will be held at the Crowne Plaza Cabana Hotel in Palo Alto from noon to 1pm today. Sadly, only credentialed members of the press are allowed.

It's been a busy summer for this hotel. This is also the hotel where a case of hotel sick struck in early July. Ew...let's hope they keep the Bigfoot DNA away from the guests.


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